RAZORS CLUB FACTS
At the end of the 2001 season, it was decided to disband the Bigfooty Dingoes. General Manager, Playing Coach and Captain Stealth Bomber disbanded the club, personally hurt and embarrassed by self-perceived poor management and by the club's dismal wooden-spoon winning performance on the oval. Players defected, others retired (Damir Dokic is rumoured to be living in recluse somewhere in the Canary Islands) and membership was at an all-time low. #1 ticket holder D.C. Boon was found dead in a Footscray gutter, of an apparent suicidal drinking-binge.
Moving on to 2002, and an 11th hour proposal by Sweet Football Association Commissioner Mobbenfuhrer to enlist an 8th club for the competition resulted in a concerted effort by Creator to get together a 20-man playing roster. Stealth Bomber felt the hunger of playing again, as well as managing, but preferred to play a supporting role this time. The Dingoes merged with this new group on Monday, March 11, 2002, to form the Razors Football Club. The rest is history....
RAZORS AT A
TEAM COLOURS: Black, green, and silver (adopted partially from Dingoes)
UNIFORM: Black guernsey with green yoke, silver "blade", silver numerals. Black shorts with green stripe, outlined in white. Green and black hooped socks.
HOME GROUND: Gongawurrajawarnangollawonga Oval (aka "the Wonga")
CLUB PRESIDENT: Creator
GENERAL MANAGER: Stealth Bomber
OMNIPRESENT OBSERVER: God