February 1999

  1. "My Name Is" - Eminem My name is *uh* my name is *uh* my name is *uh* JUST SHUT THE HELL UP!
  2. "Baby One More Time" - Britney Spears I wish someone would have given me a recording contract before I hit puberty :P
  3. "Believe" - Cher Bad enough she sounds like a dying cow, now she sounds like an electronic reproduction of a dying cow
  4. "Every Morning" - Sugar Ray Thanks for playing the video again MTV....15 times a day just isn't enough for me
  5. N-Sync's current single - like it matters which one
  6. "Changes" - 2 Pac OH NO! The dead have risen and they're sampling Bruce Hornsby!
  7. "Hard Knock Life" - Jay-Z Um..."Annie"? What next? Puff Daddy raps over "Do Re Mi" from the Sound of Music?
  8. "Malibu" - Hole Are you really that tone-deaf Courtney? Or are you drunk? Or both?
  9. "Fly Away" - Lenny Kravitz Hey Lenny...please do fly away....far away.
  10. That song by Monica Or is it Brandy? Or maybe it is Monica? Are they two different people?