The Rose Garden
OK, so your here either because you actually give a lick about me or you made a wrong turn. In any event, this is my homepage, devoted to that funny little model called Matt.
Useless personal statistics
My birthdate is Feb. 14, 1977. Yes, a holiday. I'm special.
My personality type is INTP. Whatever that means.
I procrastinate severely.
I have a clean driving record.
Yes, I don't like the Spice Girls.
I live in Wisconsin, but do *not* have a "da Packers" accent.
I am a virtuoso on drums and percussion, a decent bassist, a mediocre guitarist, and an awful singer.
I have a talent for impersonating cartoon characters; notably Eric Cartman, Terrance & Phillip, Hank Hill, Boomhauer, and many Simpsons characters.
I carry a handicap index of 6.7, making me better than 90% of all golfers in the world. Of course, to be a professional, you need to be better than 99.9% of them.
I laugh uncontrollably when I hear the buzzer on "Family Feud".
I know where every interstate highway in America goes without looking at a map.
I lust after the teenaged Maggie Simpson for no apparent reason.
I am a master at several games on "The Price is Right", notably "Ten Chances".
Last updated August 13, 1998
Matt now has times as much musical talent as the Spice Girls.
The Cromulent Simpsons Page - Everything Simpsons
Cinderella Story - The Caddyshack Sounds Page.
Matt's Photo Album
Lifelong dreams - Similar to Homer Simpson's "Lifelong dreams"
The Terrance and Phillip Page - *pffft* Don't forget your Kroft dinner.
BEEF-CAKE.com - the largest "South Park" fansite
Sportszone College Football Chat - talk to "CheeseHusker", also known as yours truly.
The Spice Girls Suck club
Access Software - Makers of Links 98'
The Simpsons Archive
The Simpsonian Institute
Official Van Halen site
Great Rock N' Roll Swindle - Sorry Ed, but David Lee Roth is Van Halen.
Official Dave Matthews Band website
The Official Rush Page The Official AC/DC Page Husker Press Box
The PhillyFlyers Page
Visit some good friends of mine:
The Yellow Page by Tammy Hocking
Sweet Home Marengo by Matthew "The Captain" Kurth
The Church of Lisa Simpson by Aaron Varhola
The Penguin's Homepage by Chris Fitzsimons
by Haven Schreck
Artist Brothers by Ondre Lombard
I have ICQ. #5521694.
I am on IRC frequently as "Cartman", either in DalNet or WTnet. Channels include #watertower, #simpsons, and #shazzbutt.
I visit ESPN's College Football Chat, known as "CheeseHusker"
I have the handles "Bart of Darkness" and "FunkLord of USA" on WBS but I hardly ever use them anymore.
This site is 100% Spice Girl Free....Wheee!
Mail to: firstname.lastname@example.org
AOL really sucks....hopefully I might be getting rid of it soon